Dope......

So in my world, where I observe myself through a camera lens.....I mean my camera sux but it does the job....f*ck mirrors, I take picturess. But if I were ever beautiful enough to be immortalized on film, Dave LaChapelle would be the weirdo to do it. He is a mix of surrealism and reali life subjects plus his subjects are fellow fabulous weirdos like LiL Kim and Amanda Lepore..Love it.

Word??

So I am MAD late with appreciating her but I'm very finicky about jumping on bandwagons so I can be seen as "Cool and Hip" but I have to admit this girl is the ish....She is like a more melodic version of MIA (someone I was obsessed with before Paper Planes)....I remember when they were previewing her for the music that was to appear on Season 4 of the Hills, I was interested but not necessarily sold. Now the Go Hard remix with Jay-Z is pretty TUFF!!! Not to mention, she has been stamped with BK, (slowly becoming my home)....BK usually can be relied on for quality good music....plus she's fly.....I'm sensing inspiration....

Love B.

A Hole in One......

Parte Uno: So I'm sitting there minding my damn business when my goddamn skirt swallows my finger and pierces my finger with an industrial sewing needle. F*cking Juki sewing machine. I tell the student to call 911, she does...(I wish I knew her name she was fantastic).....ghetto operator picks up and has a stank attitude. I wanted to shove my newly pierced finger down her throat. Anywayz, 25 minutes later.......


Parte Dos:.......the paramedics shows up. The hilarious part about it was that one of the paramedics was REALLY freaked out. I was secretly laughing on the inside because out of everyone, I was the calmest person. I am escorted by these two gentlemen who were so cute for making me laugh. One was a Boricua, Orlando, mad cool.....We started to laugh and i suggested that they were Chuck and Larry, which was hilarious cuz apparently they had the same joke before i got there. He even made me repeat it to his girlfriend, who was adorable.....Good times man.

Parte Tres: SO.... at the hospital, this crackead cracker called one of the black employees a "nigger-monkey" for grazing his foot and not saying excuse me.....I guess that cracker didn't get the memo that a nigger monkey runs his crackhead ass life. Bitch.

Parte Tres (cont'd): "The Girl Who Clearly had Anorexia"....She was Park Ave. pretty and tall, complained of dehydration and stomach pains. When she put on her gown, it was apparent that she was 90 Lbs. Pobrecita......so her friend was very preppy and wore a flannel shirt with matching flannel socks...!?!?!....like where do you even find that??

P.S. she was a model....go figure.

Parte Cuatro: SO....my teacher tells me to stay FAR away from the sewing machine...LMFBO.....which also was SWEET but I will have an incomplete til after break, which is when she will LET me finish :-)

Moral of the Story: Next time study Graphic Design