Phase I: My Boyfriend
.... He made me cry. *insert sad face*
Phase II: The BBQ
-we got lost....I wasted two miles of my life.
-What the hell is the Lower East Side?
answer: Where they stash spanish people and rats.
-Who were the army of skanks? Someone had to have herpes... I could feel it in the air.
-Ok so dude where's my piece of chicken?
-did he just cover up my text message?.... frickin douchebag.
- Oh you think I'm cute, where the hell is my piece of chicken?
-We are so outta here, wait, where's my glasses??
Bitch betta not have stole my Pradas.
-What the eff is the M146 bus??
-Delancey?? oh no Delancey here...just rats.
-Mickey D's.... *insert heaven sound*
- where the hell did you find Top Pop??
- Wooh, was that all I did Saturday?
Answer: YUP!
Phase III: Summer Interns
Euphie is going to bag all of them.
Some dude who obviously had a girlfriend who he illegitimately broke up with for the summer, only after admitted that he was only attracted to her for her sex drive who I told numerous times I had a boyfriend.... he was still flirting....fricking douchebag.
aminem gets tea bagged by cultural ass sore, Sacha Baron Cohen....ha ha hilarious but still great!
When my roommate's ask how was this reason....I will be like ehhhhhh wink wink
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